Tonight I am sleeping on the floor next to my brand new king sized bed.

It's a recurring problem in my life that I have a tendency to rush into things without thinking about them and I really feel like this whole bed situation just sums that up. If I was a sensible person who thought ahead and always read the instructions, I would have realised that my mattress takes 72 hours to air out and I would not have disassembled my old bed, removed my old mattress and set up the new bed only to realise I can't sleep in it for three days.

This floor is not as comfortable as I remember it being from the last time I drunkenly passed out on it. Fortunately I have lost all feeling in my arse and I'm sure that numbness will spread further so it's looking up.